So it occurs to me that it is time to have a talk to Kaya about anatomy. The ‘Talk’ could go in one of two directions as far as I can see.
1. Sweetie, it would be appropriate for this penguin to cover itself. Maybe with a Seal-skin blanket?
2. Transvestite penguins are very, very rare.
No, I jest!
A polar bear fur coat would totally be more practical…
*Please note, I do not advocate seal or bear fur as fashion. I do advocate transvestite high heels and wigs. Even on penguins. Thank you for your time.