Be Careful What You Wish For…

Dear Teeth,

Well bully for you for coming out. Cheers and feels and gorgeous baby toothy grins. Yaddy, yaddy, hip, hip, hooray…

Listen, I know a deal was made. But she’s a baby man! A baby who will one day be a woman and have a better understanding of pain threshold. Real pain threshold. Not teeth growth pain that is entirely natural and everyone endures. But real pain.

BITTEN NIPPLE PAIN!

So come on central incisors, you’ve had your fun. You’ve had a bite or two. A bet’s a bet after all. But it is time to cut me some slack.

It is time to stop the chomp.

Imploringly,

Brennyn’s Mom’s Nipples

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