Huff & Puff

Kaya has recently learned the 3 Little Pigs story at daycare. So together we tell it:

“Little pig, little pig, let me in!”

“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!”

“Then I’ll HUFF, and I’ll PUFF, and I’ll blow your house down!”

Only I huff and puff too aggressively. “No mommy, it’s a happy wolf!” Because Kaya does not like mad or sad. Monsters, giants and aliens are all insisted to be happy. Not scary. Ever. I try to talk to her about the wolf’s feelings but she shuts me down. “I like happy wolfs.” I do not. I think happy wolves are lame. So I compromise.

“Or how about the wolf is tired!” Kaya looks at me unsure.

“Yes, the wolf just went for a run. Mommy huffs and puffs while running. The pigs have nothing to worry about see? Wolf is too tired to blow down a house!”

“Like mommy is too tired to play with me?”

Oh crap, compromise did not go exactly as planned.

***

Speaking of huffing and puffing, I’d like, for a moment, to take some time to tell you about my bastard brother. I call him to ask if he’d like to do a 9km trail run with me as it’s near his house.

“Yah sure. I just started running again. It’s been ages. Went out this morning.”

“Oh cool. I’m headed out now. Today is run 3 minutes, walk 2 minutes 10 times.”

“Oh yah, I can’t do that. I have this Nike gidget gadget blah-blah that records my time and distance. I set it for a 10km run. When it tells you 2km, 3km, etc it’s a bit discouraging as it feels long—”

“Hold up. You ran 10km this morning?”

“Yah.”

“Just like that? 10km? You ran the whole thing?”

“Yah.”

Which is when I should have hung up on him. But I’m too good of a sister for that. Besides, when we do run it, he’ll be able to cross the finish line, drive to the store, come back, chill some beer and hand me a glass in a frosted mug by the time I finish. I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll swig that beer down. That works too.

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  1. Pingback: Golden Ears Trail Run « The Moody Chick

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