Coffee Thoughts

My ‘INSTANT HUMAN- Just Add Coffee’ Mug must be broken. I’m feeling more Slothy Alien today. No matter how much coffee I consume.

What is it all those kookie health nuts say? Drink 8 cups of coffee a day? Excellent.

Having owned a coffee shop, microwaving coffee is entirely blasphemous. Having been a mother of two, three and under, I shall be blasphemous most days.

My sister just returned from Costa Rica. It is not the leatherback sea turtles, crazy zip lines or stunning beaches that leave me jealous. No, it is the picture of her sitting in a cafe, hands cradling a most delectable cup of Costa Rica’s finest export.

Just another reason why I will never be an athlete in the Olympics: Caffeine is on the International Olympic Committee list of prohibited substances. Athletes who test positive for more than 12 micrograms of caffeine per millimeter of urine may be banned from the Olympic Games. This level may be reached after drinking about 5 cups of coffee. What the hell? How does a downhill skiier or speedskater or crazy ass skeleton dude move so fast without at least 5 cups of coffee? Boggles the mind.


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