Innuendoly Speaking…

When do kids start catching on to sexual innuendos? Cuz right now they’re just damn funny:

“Kaya, where’s your purple gorilla?” I ask innocently enough.

She immediately lifts up her dress and starts looking.

***

Sung by a toy puppy upon pressing his ear:

“When your ears hang low,
Do they frolic to and fro?
Do you tie them in a knot?
Do you tie them in a bow?”

Only Bal sings it loud and proud as:

“When your boys hang low,
do they frolic to and fro…”

Oh, and by the way, he wasn’t joking at first.

***

Baby Sam (Kaya’s doll) is sitting on the couch. Riley drops her bone on Baby Sam.

“Wow Baby Sam,” I remark “That’s some boner you’ve got going there tonight.”

Kaya giggles. Mommy and Daddy giggle more.

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