When do kids start catching on to sexual innuendos? Cuz right now they’re just damn funny:
“Kaya, where’s your purple gorilla?” I ask innocently enough.
She immediately lifts up her dress and starts looking.
Sung by a toy puppy upon pressing his ear:
“When your ears hang low,
Do they frolic to and fro?
Do you tie them in a knot?
Do you tie them in a bow?”
Only Bal sings it loud and proud as:
“When your boys hang low,
do they frolic to and fro…”
Oh, and by the way, he wasn’t joking at first.
Baby Sam (Kaya’s doll) is sitting on the couch. Riley drops her bone on Baby Sam.
“Wow Baby Sam,” I remark “That’s some boner you’ve got going there tonight.”
Kaya giggles. Mommy and Daddy giggle more.