Somebody in Michigan googled ‘gurgling fart’ and wound up at my blog.
First of all, who googles gurgling fart?
Second of all, is it wrong that I’m so excited googling ‘gurgling fart’ brings you to me?
Third of all, googling gurgling goop would make a great tongue twister.
Fourth of all, googling gurgling goop will not bring you to my blog.
Thank you and goodbye.