Really, We’re Trying this time!- July-August 2005

Me to friend and coworker: “I have the worst bladder infection. It sucks.”

Coworker: “Oh my god, you’re trying to have a baby aren’t you?!!”

Me: “What? No! What are you talking about? Are you crazy?”

Coworker: “Oh. Well bladder infections are common after lots of sex. I’ve never known you to have a bladder infection before. Nor lots of sex. It made sense.”

Me: “Oh geez, thanks! I could have just held in my pee too long. Or wiped the wrong way. Or wore some slutty, snug jeans too often. Whatever. Do you have any cranberry juice?”


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